I hate to admit it, but nothing gets me hotter than a poorly designed blow job ad peddling fast food sandwiches.
Phallic object...check. Reference to penis size...check. Dripping sauce...check. Woman in utter amazement...check. Ruby red lips...check.
That kid in my fifth grade science class must have been an advertising prodigy, because I'm pretty sure he drew this concept in his notebook over twenty years ago. I guess a good idea never goes out of style.