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Thursday, January 4, 2007

Lord, It's a Miracle

According to Local 6 News (WKMG for those of you interested in call letters)... Jesus is among us, and is currently residing in an Arlington, Florida tree. I repeat, the world's Savior has returned to earth, taking on the form of tree bark. At first I was skeptical of this news, so many questions running through my mind: Why a tree? Why Florida? Where in the hell is Arlington? Is Paris Hilton possibly a genius? How did I not puke on New Year's Eve? Is my dinner ready yet? But alas, I knew salvation had arrived upon reading the tree owner's eloquent words, "Jesus don't just pop up like that. If you know the word of Jesus and you believe in Jesus, then there you go. He does exist."

There you go my friends, proof He does exist. Upon further Google research, Jesus has shown up at least six times in the past two years, as tree bark, salt residue and the ever popular burned fish stick.


This would be an excellent time to offer the link for one of my guilty pleasure sites, I'm not sayin' all these people are delusional, I'm just sayin'...

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